Whether or not today turns out to be the hottest day of the year, you're already well equipped to beat the heat.

1. Never EVER Walk on the Sunny Side of the Street

 

 

2. Umbrellas are Not for the Rainy Season

 

 

3. And Everything is an Umbrella

 

 

4. Talcum Powder is Your Friend

 

 

5. Air-Con is Good. Air-Con + Fan is Better.

 

 

6.  Ya Mong = Free Trip to Swiss Alps

 

 

7. Ice in your Beer

 

 

8. Ice in your Food

 

 

9. Ice on Everything, Actually

 

 

10. Live at Night, Sleep at the Office

 

 

11. Wear More Clothes than in the Winter

 

 

12. In Fact, Wear Clothes Even When Swimming

 

 

13 Or Wear as Little as Possible

 

 

14. Only Eat at Old-school Restaurants with Chilled Napkins

15. Brace Yourself for Even More Parasites Crawling in Your Food

16. Not That it Should Stop You From Eating Super Spicy

 

 

17. Kool Fever Packs Are Not Just For Fevers

 

 

18. The BTS is for More than Commuting

 

19. Complain as Much as Possible to Ease the Pain