Samantha Gray-Proyrunthong, 32, business owner

While I was window shopping, I grabbed my boyfriend by the balls to get his attention, but turned out it was a stranger.

Nikki Pichaya Piyassapan, 29, curator

I tried 95-degree Russian vodka in an underground pub in London and swam in my own puke 15 minutes after that. I definitely don’t advocate it, especially after beers, whisky and some cocktails. It felt like someone hit my neck with a baseball bat.

Jojo Tichakorn, 25, co-creative director

I took someone’s motorcycle back home because I thought it was mine. It turned out to be a pregnant woman’s motorcycle. When I went back, the women came with the police. Apparently my key works with every motorcycle.

Waranya Tieammuang, 26, program acquisitions officer

Does trying to lick my elbow count? It’s pretty dumb, especially because I was doing that to impress a guy I liked. Why didn’t anyone tell me that trying to lick your elbow isn’t attractive at all?

Bandit Kaewanna, 31, music programmer

I drank my own cigarette ash, once. I was talking to a guy I liked and was a bit nervous so I took a drink of my beer, not remembering that I had been ashing my cigarette in it. I had two options: spit it out in front of him or play it cool. So I swallowed it.

Mike Wong, 25, VJ

I missed my plane back to California because I was stuck in jail in Brooklyn. [BK asked what he was in for, but he wouldn’t say.]

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